7 Crazy Things I Did Because Of Girls Back In The Secondary School, I Bet You All Are Guilty Of Number 1

I can still remember vividly my secondary
school days like the alphabets A, B, C
because those days were very interesting,
funny and also challenging. It was in the
Secondary school that we became teens and
pubertal, these led to some exuberant
characters .
It was in the secondary school that some of
us started chasing after ladies (don’t judge
me) and to be honest, sometimes the chase
was easy and others not. I and my close
friend yesterday night were just reminiscing
about the crazy things we did because of
girls back then. Majorly because we were
trying to impress them, prove a point or
just because it was a stage .etc. I know you
too did some things (might not be crazy
like mine) but here is my own list.
1. Copying note for girls : even if I am yet
to complete my own note, I’m always
willing to help the girl I like complete hers
no matter how long it might be. I do that
because I know I will get her attention
during the process and also have the
chance to hang out with her. Some girls
later turn me down even after writing more
than 30 pages but believe me, the tactic
worked a lot of time.
2. Missing Dinning: this was not easy
because on the other hand I was a “foodie’
but had to miss most of my meals then so
that I could earn respect from girls- they
normally see guys that doesn’t come to the
dining hall as big boys who spend a lot in
the tuck shop. They don’t know some of us
find solace in our garri or end up begging
for food from peeps who went to the
dinning. It was really crazy!!!
3. Attacking girls with “Devil’s beans’: I
know this was cruel and mean but I and
some of my friends poured the evil seed on
the chairs and lockers of some girls in our
class. This act was impulsed because some
girls insulted us, “formed” or refused to
accept our proposals. So we decided to
make them dance in pains and shame
without music while having fun. If you’re
reading this, please forgive me.
4. Missing Classes: this was really crazy
and I still don’t know why I had to do that
because of girls. Maybe because we
thought girls then liked the disobedient
guys, “bad-guys’. With the mindset of
impressing girls, you would see us jumping
out of windows just so we could miss the
lesson why the girls settle and receive the
lesson. That was not crazy but unknown
foolishness.
5. Showering Girls with Gifts : large sum of
the little pocket money I was meant to
survive with in the school was spent buying
gifts for girls especially during valentine
and birthdays. We wanted to act like “the
rich kids of the school” feeling on top of
the world but always ended up starving
after some time while the girls enjoyed.
6. Lied a lot: for you to impress girls then
you must really be “mouthed’ and good at
lying because it was like my class girls
liked lies and trust me I was good at it
(though I don’t do that again). I fed them
with sweet words that they couldn’t resist,
told them I had things I’ve not seen before.
7. Failed: I fell in love with Trisha in my
senior class but she refused to reciprocate
the love. I was depressed, sad, and suicidal,
couldn’t concentrate and even forgot why I
was in school. The exams came and I failed
woefully; I was called out among the last-
five on the assembly ground and couldn’t
bare the shame. It was only by mercy I was
not repeated. CRAZY!!!
Those are now good memories I’ve learnt
from and still smile about.
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