Top 5 Characters Of A Typical African Child, We Are All Of Guilty Of Number 3

Africa, the second-largest and second-
most-populous continent in the world is
one of the best continents on the face of
the earth. Aside from the fact that Africa is
a blessed country with lots of goodies, the
creatures God gives the place is something
else they are brainy, talented and can beat
anybody from other continents in all
aspects of life.
However, kids in Africa are one of the most
hilarious in the world, from sharp brains, to
special talents and many ore astonishing
features African kids posses. But there are
some certain characters you will see in all
African homes. Let’s go.
1.Morning Cries:
This one got me thinking aloud that what
is really the problem of these kids, if you
live in a house full of mothers especially
the kind of house they refer to as “Face Me
I Face You”, you would agree with me that
once it’s morning, the cries of these kids
will keep blooming from every angle for
reasons best known to God and probably
their mothers.
One of the reasons is taking bath for them
in the morning which the kids find
disturbing to their existence, some of them
hates the touch of water early in the
morning and they would feel it’s wicked for
mothers to force them to take bath as early
as that. I trust our mothers, it’s not
enough reason for them.
2. Covetousness
If this isn’t in your kid then he must have
been a descendant of another continent,
you give an African kid a sandwich to them,
while still eating eat, they are already
crying for bread they see in your hand. The
most annoying part is requesting things
from visitors. Damn African parents hate it
so much that you can receve the beating of
your life when the visitor actually leaves.
3. Bed-wetting:
Lol. 90% of African kids under age 8 falls
here. They will never wake up without he
stinking smell all over their clothes. The
reason is known, they have urinated during
the night involuntarily. I hope one day they
realize it’s a bad habit and stop walking
around in the morning with the new body
odor they gave themselves during their
sleeps.
4.Strange Sleeping Attitude
Have you ever experienced looking for a kid
for some minutes and later find out the kid
is already in a strange place sleeping.
Some can sleep in some unusual places.
You see some sleeping at the door
entrance, on the floor The one that you
would find embarrassing is when your
neighbor brings your kid that he has slept
on their cushion sets while playing with
them. I bet yoruba parents would still beat
their kids for this the following morning.
5.Sharp Retentive Memory:
One of the blessed features 0f African kids,
tell them the name of that uncle and
whenever he comes back, they will tell you
the name you told them. Do bad things in
their presence and they will practice it
within themselves. But please. Don’t tell
African kids bad things about someone,
they will repeat all what you said i that
person’s presence when they come back. A
typical example is Emmanuela. ��
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Our African kids are so blessed with many
characters and it’s one of the reasons
Africa breeds one of the best humans. So
tell me, which of these features did you
possess when you were kid? Don’t lie