A middle-aged man was yesterday found at
Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
Explaining his reason for being there, the
unidentified man confessed to newsmen that
he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State,
to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom.
He told his audience that he was also billed
to watch a football match going on
simultaneously also in the United Kingdom.
The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying
in with what is known in the physical realm
as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my
expensive private jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel
in it finished. My members will be here
tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue
my journey to the UK.”
“I have to be in the UK to watch football,
because there is economic recession,
unemployment and inflation in Nigeria”, the
mysterious man added.
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